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The Machine
Action & Comedy
Released 2023  /  112 min
Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.
To be a hero, it takes a lot of gut.
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Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer
Mark Hamill
Albert Kreischer
Jimmy Tatro
Young Bert Kreischer
Stephanie Kurtzuba
LeeAnn
Nikola Đuričko
Igor
Iva Babić
Idina
Martyn Ford
Sponge
Robert Maaser
Alexei
Jessica Gabor
Sasha
Rita Bernard-Shaw
Ashley
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Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer
Mark Hamill
Albert Kreischer
Jimmy Tatro
Young Bert Kreischer
Stephanie Kurtzuba
LeeAnn
Nikola Đuričko
Igor
Iva Babić
Idina
Martyn Ford
Sponge
Robert Maaser
Alexei
Jessica Gabor
Sasha
Rita Bernard-Shaw
Ashley